{"id":6223,"date":"2011-01-11T23:05:43","date_gmt":"2011-01-11T21:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/autobiografia-unui-parlamentar-roman.html"},"modified":"2011-01-11T23:05:43","modified_gmt":"2011-01-11T21:05:43","slug":"autobiografia-unui-parlamentar-roman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/autobiografia-unui-parlamentar-roman\/","title":{"rendered":"Autobiografia unui parlamentar roman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Cu atentie trebuie sa cititi chestia de mai jos, toata daca se poate!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Am fost director la o mare intreprindere socialista. Cafeaua de dimineata era pregatita de o secretara sexy, mergeam la servici cu o limuzina neagra.   <br \/>Odata am fost intrebat daca fabrica nu contribuie cu 10 mii de lei pentru inmormintarea unui tovaras din Comitetul Central. Am spus ca cu atitia bani as inmorminta intregul Comitet. Din acest moment am devenit director la o intreprindere mai mica.    <br \/>Cafeaua zilnica era pregatita de o secretara mai in varsta, la servici mergeam cu furgoneta fabricii. Odata am fost apostrofat ca nu am fost la ultima sedinta de partid.&#160; Am raspuns ca daca stiam ca e ultima m-as fi dus sigur. Din acest moment am lucrat ca maistru.<\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p>La servici mergeam cu masina proprie si eu faceam cafeaua de dimineata. In atelier aveam pe perete poza lui Nicolae Ceausescu si al Lolobrigidei. Odata mi-au spus ca de ce nu dau jos poza curvei de pe perete. Am luat poza lui Nea Nicu. Din acest moment am lucrat zilier la sapat santuri.   <br \/>Mergeam la lucru cu bicicleta si duceam cafeaua de acasa in termos. Odata in timp ce sapam santul au venit si mi-au spus sa-mi ascund bicicleta deoarece va trece pe acolo o delegatie sovietica. Am raspuns sa nu-si faca probleme deoarece bicicleta este bine asigurata cu un lant si un lacat&#8230;din acest moment am ramas fara lucru&#8230;    <br \/>&#8230;o vreme am fost somer pina la schimbarea or\u00e2nduirii&#8230;    <br \/>M-am reabilitat, am intrat in politica, am intrat intr-un anume partid. Cafeaua imi este servita de o secretara sexy, la servici merg cu un Audi cu sofer personal. In rest imi tin gura si din c\u00e2nd in c\u00e2nd ridic m\u00e2na sa votez. Imi creste nivelul de trai si acoperirea cheltuielilor, mai pun si bani de-o parte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">[de <a href=\"http:\/\/caustiq.blogspot.com\/2011\/01\/autobiografia-unuia.html\" target=\"_blank\">aici<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cu atentie trebuie sa cititi chestia de mai jos, toata daca se poate! Am fost director la o mare intreprindere socialista. Cafeaua de dimineata era pregatita de o secretara sexy, mergeam la servici cu o limuzina neagra. Odata am fost intrebat daca fabrica nu contribuie cu 10 mii de lei pentru inmormintarea unui tovaras din&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[1745,7074,7079],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Autobiografia unui parlamentar roman<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/autobiografia-unui-parlamentar-roman\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script 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