{"id":6278,"date":"2011-01-25T11:10:34","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T09:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=6278"},"modified":"2011-01-25T11:24:59","modified_gmt":"2011-01-25T09:24:59","slug":"lenea-asta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/lenea-asta\/","title":{"rendered":"Lenea asta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/lenea-asta.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"lene-sau-prostie\" border=\"0\" alt=\"lene-sau-prostie\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Lenea-asta_95FB\/lene-sau-prostie_thumb.jpg\" width=\"580\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ieri si alaltaieri am vazut 2 lucruri amuzante:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong> Era un tip cu un Audi ce-a franat intr-o intersectie, eu eram paralel cu el. In momentul franei toata zapada ce-o avea pe capota i-a cazut pe parbriz. Ce credeti ca s-a intamplat? S-a dat omul jos, in mijlocul drumului si a inceput sa-si dea zapada jos de pe parbriz. Restul au inceput sa-l claxoneze si sa-l injure. Pe buna dreptate, putea face chestia asta acasa nu in mijlocul intersectiei blocand 2 benzi, ca deh&#8230; asa circula smecherii, pe 2 benzi.<\/p>\n<p>  <!--more--> <strong>2.<\/strong> Un tip cu un Leon, mergea cu viteza destul de mare intre Romana si Victoriei. In spatele lui altul, tot cu un Leon. La un moment dat o bucata considerabila de zapada de pe primul Leon se desprinde si ajunge pe parbrizul celui de-al doilea. Al 2-lea s-a oprit <em>(pe banda 3)<\/em> si a inceput sa-si dea zapada jos de pe parbriz. Dar el nu avea nici o vina ca idiotul din fata nu-si curatase masina.    <\/p>\n<p>Asa sa faceti si voi fratilor, sa nu va deszapeziti masina, stiu, e prea greu. O puteti face mai bine in mijlocul drumului sau poate aveti noroc si zapada voastra cade pe altul care, daca se sperie sau mai stiu eu ce reactie are, poate sa intre intr-un stalp, doar pentru ca voua va e lene!<\/p>\n<p><em>P.S. Da stiu, voua nu vi se poate intampla asa ceva.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri si alaltaieri am vazut 2 lucruri amuzante: 1. Era un tip cu un Audi ce-a franat intr-o intersectie, eu eram paralel cu el. In momentul franei toata zapada ce-o avea pe capota i-a cazut pe parbriz. Ce credeti ca s-a intamplat? S-a dat omul jos, in mijlocul drumului si a inceput sa-si dea zapada&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":19076,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[354,7065,7134,663],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Lenea asta<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/lenea-asta\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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