{"id":6579,"date":"2011-03-22T22:02:35","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T20:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/un-mail-misto.html"},"modified":"2011-03-22T22:02:35","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T20:02:35","slug":"un-mail-misto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/un-mail-misto\/","title":{"rendered":"Un mail misto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am mai tot primit eu tot felul de chestii pe mail, dar asta m-a surprins putin, cititi si voi mai jos, pana la capat!<\/p>\n<p><em>Un tip de pe langa Round Lake, Sask. ( Canada ) a vazut jucand, intr-un mod straniu, pe oglinda lacului ceva ca o minge si s-a dus sa vada ce e.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Cand a ajuns acolo, s-a dovedit ca de fapt era un somn care evident ca incercase sa inghita o minge de baschet, dar aceasta i-a ramas intepenita in gura!! <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Somnul era obosit mort de atatea incercari de a se scufunda, dar mereu mingea il aducea la suprafata. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Tipul a incercat de multe ori sa-i scoata mingea dar nu reusea. Pana la urma a pus-o pe nevasta-sa sa taie mingea, care s-a desumflat si astfel eliberand calicul somnul. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Probabil n-ai crede daca nu ai vedea pozele urmatoare &#8230; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/1.jpg\" data-lbwps-width=\"800\" data-lbwps-height=\"599\" data-lbwps-srcsmall=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/1_thumb.jpg\" width=\"580\" height=\"434\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/2.jpg\" data-lbwps-width=\"800\" data-lbwps-height=\"599\" data-lbwps-srcsmall=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"2\" border=\"0\" alt=\"2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/2_thumb.jpg\" width=\"580\" height=\"434\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/3.jpg\" data-lbwps-width=\"800\" data-lbwps-height=\"599\" data-lbwps-srcsmall=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"3\" border=\"0\" alt=\"3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/3_thumb.jpg\" width=\"580\" height=\"434\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/4.jpg\" data-lbwps-width=\"800\" data-lbwps-height=\"599\" data-lbwps-srcsmall=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"4\" border=\"0\" alt=\"4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/4_thumb.jpg\" width=\"580\" height=\"434\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/5.jpg\" data-lbwps-width=\"800\" data-lbwps-height=\"599\" data-lbwps-srcsmall=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"5\" border=\"0\" alt=\"5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/0abb0163d4e7_1341B\/5_thumb.jpg\" width=\"580\" height=\"434\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>DACA ERA UN ROMAN, TAIA SOMNUL SI RECUPERA SI MINGEA&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No, ce ziceti? <\/p>\n<p><em>P.S. Chestia de mai sus e primita pe mail de la Ghiocel, am cautat pe net si <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=Un+tip+de+pe+langa+Round+Lake%2C+Sask.+%28+Canada+%29+a+vazut+jucand%2C+intr-un+mod+straniu%2C+pe+oglinda+lacului+ceva+ca+o+minge+si+s-a+dus+sa+vada+ce+e.&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;aq=t&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;client=firefox-a\" target=\"_blank\"><em>e plin netul de ea<\/em><\/a><em>, nu stiu care e sursa, cine a scris-o primul, asa ca nu am sa dau nici un link. Oricum misto :)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am mai tot primit eu tot felul de chestii pe mail, dar asta m-a surprins putin, cititi si voi mai jos, pana la capat! Un tip de pe langa Round Lake, Sask. 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