{"id":6635,"date":"2011-03-30T22:59:44","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T19:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/voi-ce-mai-furati.html"},"modified":"2011-03-30T23:03:06","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T20:03:06","slug":"voi-ce-mai-furati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/voi-ce-mai-furati\/","title":{"rendered":"Voi ce mai furati?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Duck,<\/a><\/p>\n

Hai recunoasteti, cu totii mai furati cate ceva din cand in cand, vi se mai lipeste de mana cate o chestie nevinovata, dintr-o totala intamplare. Pentru ca sunteti Romani, banuiesc ca v-ati nascut cu furatul in sange, unii l-ati exploatat la maxim, altii v-ati lepadat de el dar, nu cred ca este vreo persoana care sa nu fi furat ceva de-a lungul vietii. <\/p>\n

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Uite eu de exemplu mi-am adus aminte ca in copilarie eram un mare hot, furam tot felul de chestii nevinovate. <\/p>\n

Cea mai mare captura<\/em> (mare ca dimensiune, desigur) a fost o sabie. Da, am furat o sabie dintr-un magazin intr-a 3-a. Am incerca sa o bag in ghiozdan dar nu mi-a incaput. Avea sabia peste 1 metru. <\/p>\n

Ulterior am mai furat, m-am specializat pe brichete, cred ca bricheta a fost prima chestie pe care am furat-o. Stiu ca am furat-o de la niste prieteni de familie, o familie din Arad. Mamaaaa ce bataie mi-a dat mama cand m-a prins, nici nu vreau sa va povestesc :) Dar, o am si in ziua de azi, e undeva pusa bine de mama, o tine ca pe un trofeu, stie ca e furata de fi’su :)<\/p>\n

Cand am mai crescut mi-am dat seama ca obiceiurile bune se dobandesc de mic. Acum fur brichete cu un talent deosebit. Atat sunt de talentat, ca nici eu nu imi dau seama cum o fur. Cert e ca am o colectie intreaga de brichete. In cazuri speciale le mai restitui, dar trebuie ca bricheta sa aiba o valoare sentimentala pentru cel de la care am furat-o, altfel… va face parte din colectia mea :) <\/p>\n

Am mai furat si chestii de prin hoteluri, imi placea la nebunie sa fur sapunul si gelul de dus, iar cand nimeream intr-un hotel mai misto furam si papucii de casa :D dar in ultimul timp de sportul asta m-am lasat. Mi-am dat seama ca nu am ce face cu ele, ca se strang aiurea undeva in casa si apoi le arunc. Deci, acum cand ma duc la hotel nu ma mai ating de chestiile din baie, n-am ce face cu ele. <\/p>\n

Din ce-mi amintesc cam asta e istoricul meu de hot, slabut, nu? :) <\/p>\n

Aaaaa, se pune daca zic ca furam masina unui prieten de-a lu’ tata de cate ori venea la noi in vizita? Venea la noi, ei plecau cu masina lu’ tata in Delta iar eu ii furam masina :P Nu mergeam cu ea prin oras, prost si inconstient nu eram (zic eu) ma plimbam cu ea printr-o curte mare, curtea scolii :P De fiecare data i-am stricat ceva masinii. O data i-am spart cauciucurile, ambele de pe stanga, alta data i-am pierdut sigla (asta habar nu am cum) si cam atat imi amintesc :) cert e ca dupa peripetiile astea prietenu’ lu’ tata nu mai venea la noi cu masina, zicea ca au astia din Petrosani ceva cu masina lui cu numere de Arad :P<\/p>\n

Oare i-am zis lu’ tata povestea de mai sus, sau o sa afle de pe blog? Hmm… <\/em><\/p>\n

Iar o chestie pe care o faceam mai des era sa-i fur banii lu’ tata, de cate ori il miroseam <\/em>eu ca nu are cum sa se prinda ii mai subtiam buzunarul. (nu prea se prindea el, sau poate ca se facea ca nu vede, totusi, era imposibil sa nu se prinda)<\/em><\/p>\n

Acum va intreb pe voi, voi ce-ati furat? Sa nu-mi ziceti ca nu ati furat nimic ca ma faceti sa ma simt prost, simt eu ca fiecare a trebuit sa fure ceva, macar in copilarie :)<\/p>\n

In plus, suntem Romani, avem chestia asta in sange :P<\/p>\n

[poza e furata de <\/em>aici<\/em><\/a>, iar ideea postului am furat-o de la <\/em>groparu<\/em><\/a>]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hai recunoasteti, cu totii mai furati cate ceva din cand in cand, vi se mai lipeste de mana cate o chestie nevinovata, dintr-o totala intamplare. Pentru ca sunteti Romani, banuiesc ca v-ati nascut cu furatul in sange, unii l-ati exploatat la maxim, altii v-ati lepadat de el dar, nu cred ca este vreo persoana care…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":18898,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,36],"tags":[1937,7074,1026,1938],"yoast_head":"\nVoi ce mai furati?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/voi-ce-mai-furati\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"3 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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