{"id":6656,"date":"2011-04-05T14:43:30","date_gmt":"2011-04-05T11:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/va-sinucideti-si-voi-mai-cu-talent.html"},"modified":"2011-04-05T14:43:30","modified_gmt":"2011-04-05T11:43:30","slug":"va-sinucideti-si-voi-mai-cu-talent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/va-sinucideti-si-voi-mai-cu-talent\/","title":{"rendered":"Va sinucideti si voi mai cu talent?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vad ca e la moda sa te sinucizi, sa te arunci in fata metroului in special, la o ora de varf e <strong>maximul sinuciderii<\/strong>. Eu nu-i inteleg pe oamenii astia. Dupa ce ca vor sa-si puna capat zilelelor <em>(chestie care nu o comentez ca nu e problema mea)<\/em> trebuie sa mai faca si circ din treaba asta. <\/p>\n<p>Pai frate, daca vrei sa iti pui capat zilelor du-te in padure, inainteaza printre copaci pana iti poti baga cu lejeritate degetele in ochi din cauza beznei, iar cand ai ajuns acolo <em>just do it<\/em>. Te poti spanzura in liniste si nimeni nu o sa te deranjeze.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Dar nu la metrou, nu la o ora de varf si nu in fata mea. Te pui 2 minute oare in locul meu sa te gandesti ce imagine am eu asa de dimineata cand inca nici nu mi-am departat bine pleoapele, cand vad un om taiat in 2 de rotile greoaie ale metroului? Iti poti oare imagina ca nu mai sunt bun de nimic intreaga zi, saptamana, luna&#8230; si daca sunt mai slab de inger probabil intreaga viata? Te-ai intrebat vreodata asta? <\/p>\n<p>Tu nu, numa&#8217; la tine te gandesti si atat. Sinucigas egoist ce esti. Si daca te sinucizi, tot trebuie sa fii om, sa faci in asa fel incat sa nu ma deranjezi pe mine, colegul tau de metrou. <\/p>\n<p>Cred ca am sa ma apuc, daca vad ca mai continua cu sinuciderile astea, sa scriu o carte, <strong>&quot;Bunele maniere ale sinucigasului&quot; <\/strong>pentru ca vad ca ele cam lipsesc.<\/p>\n<p>Pe langa mine, scarbit de ceea ce am vazut, te gandesti oare cati oameni intarzie in locurile in care vor\/trebuie sa ajunga numa&#8217; din cauza ca tu te-ai decis ca azi, ca tocmai aici, la aceasta ora, sa-ti pui capat zilelor?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vad ca e la moda sa te sinucizi, sa te arunci in fata metroului in special, la o ora de varf e maximul sinuciderii. Eu nu-i inteleg pe oamenii astia. Dupa ce ca vor sa-si puna capat zilelelor (chestie care nu o comentez ca nu e problema mea) trebuie sa mai faca si circ din&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[468,7079,1958],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Va sinucideti si voi mai cu talent?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/va-sinucideti-si-voi-mai-cu-talent\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script 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