{"id":6881,"date":"2011-05-05T11:42:33","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T08:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/doi-purici.html"},"modified":"2011-05-05T11:42:33","modified_gmt":"2011-05-05T08:42:33","slug":"doi-purici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/doi-purici\/","title":{"rendered":"Doi purici"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doi purici se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe plaj\u0103.Unul tremur\u0103 de frig r\u0103u de tot.   <br \/>&#8211; Ce-i cu tine, m\u0103, de tremuri \u00een halul \u0103sta?    <br \/>&#8211; Acum am sosit \u015fi am c\u0103l\u0103torit pe musta\u0163a unui motociclist 200 km ca s\u0103 ajung aici. Am crezut c\u0103 voi \u00eenghe\u0163a pe drum.    <br \/>&#8211; Vezi, dac\u0103 e\u015fti prost? Eu dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103toresc, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd aleg avionul pentru c\u0103 este cel mai rapid.Pentru asta, merg la aeroport, intru \u00een toaleta de femei, m\u0103 bag \u00een chilo\u0163ii unei dame \u015fi de aici \u00eencolo&#8230; confort total. M\u0103 \u00eentind comod pe bl\u0103ni\u0163\u0103 la c\u0103lduric\u0103 \u015fi de obicei trag un pui de somn p\u00e2n\u0103 la destina\u0163ie. F\u0103 \u015fi tu la fel data viitoare!    <br \/>Trec dou\u0103 luni \u015fi cei doi se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc din nou tot pe plaj\u0103 \u015fi unul din ei din nou tremur\u0103 de frig.    <br \/>&#8211; Ce-i cu tine din nou ? V\u0103d c\u0103 nu m-ai ascultat.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ba dimpotriv\u0103 am f\u0103cut exact cum m-ai sf\u0103tuit. Am mers la aeroport, am intrat \u00een toaleta de femei, m-am b\u0103gat \u00een chilo\u0163ii unei blonde tr\u0103snet, m-am \u00eentins pe bl\u0103ni\u0163\u0103 la c\u0103lduric\u0103 \u015fi imediat am adormit.   <br \/>&#8211; \u015ei atunci?    <br \/>&#8211; Ce crezi, unde eram c\u00e2nd m-am trezit&#8230; tot pe musta\u0163a unui motociclist&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">[10x Gabi]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi purici se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe plaj\u0103.Unul tremur\u0103 de frig r\u0103u de tot. &#8211; Ce-i cu tine, m\u0103, de tremuri \u00een halul \u0103sta? &#8211; Acum am sosit \u015fi am c\u0103l\u0103torit pe musta\u0163a unui motociclist 200 km ca s\u0103 ajung aici. Am crezut c\u0103 voi \u00eenghe\u0163a pe drum. &#8211; Vezi, dac\u0103 e\u015fti prost? 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