{"id":7032,"date":"2011-05-27T13:41:54","date_gmt":"2011-05-27T10:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/suntem-2-fete-plinute-ne-tine-oare-liftul.html"},"modified":"2011-05-27T13:41:54","modified_gmt":"2011-05-27T10:41:54","slug":"suntem-2-fete-plinute-ne-tine-oare-liftul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/suntem-2-fete-plinute-ne-tine-oare-liftul\/","title":{"rendered":"Suntem 2 fete plinute, ne tine oare liftul?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Veneam de jos de la masa. In lift m-am intalnit cu 2 fete plinute. Maxim de plinute. Aveau fiecare in mana cate doua salate, deh erau la cura, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/ma-aranjez-doar-pentru-mine-da.html\" target=\"_blank\">acum ca vine primavara<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Acum vine dilema mea. Daca tot esti la cura, vrei sa slabesti, de ce trebuie sa urci cu liftul pana la etajul 1? De ce oare?<\/p>\n<p>De ce trebuie sa supui liftul ala unor forte maxime? <\/p>\n<p>Poate-mi explica si mie cineva chestia asta ca eu nu pricep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Veneam de jos de la masa. In lift m-am intalnit cu 2 fete plinute. Maxim de plinute. Aveau fiecare in mana cate doua salate, deh erau la cura, acum ca vine primavara. Acum vine dilema mea. Daca tot esti la cura, vrei sa slabesti, de ce trebuie sa urci cu liftul pana la etajul 1?&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[485,7108,864],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Suntem 2 fete plinute, ne tine oare liftul?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/suntem-2-fete-plinute-ne-tine-oare-liftul\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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