{"id":7037,"date":"2011-05-29T01:31:19","date_gmt":"2011-05-28T22:31:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/apa-cu-sampon.html"},"modified":"2011-05-29T01:31:19","modified_gmt":"2011-05-28T22:31:19","slug":"apa-cu-sampon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/apa-cu-sampon\/","title":{"rendered":"Apa cu sampon"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am un vecin care isi spala masina in fata blocului. Pana aici nimic aiurea, din punctul meu de vedere, daca si-ar spala-o fara sampon. Daca si-ar spala-o numa’ cu apa totul ar fi ok dar asa…<\/p>\n

Uite, cainele asta bea din apa produsa de vecinul gospodar. Apa cu sampon, asa cum am zis. Cat o fi oare de sanatoasa apa aceasta pentru cainii care o beau? <\/p>\n

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\"caine\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Pe langa animalele care nu digera prea bine samponul la fel e si cu plantele. Cu iarba din jurul blocului, cu florile, cu copacii.<\/p>\n

Nush daca v-am mai zis, dar eu stau foarte aproape de o spalatorie auto, las’ masina acolo iar cand e gata ma suna sa ma duc dupa ea. (asta ca o paranteza). <\/p>\n

Il intreb prieteneste pe vecinul cu furtunul, asa ca de la vecin la vecin. <\/p>\n

– Auzi vecine, ce rost are sa te chinui si nu duci masina acolo (arat catre spalatorie) sa ti-o spele ei. <\/em><\/p>\n

– Aia, sunt niste hoti, nu spala bine, folosesc prea putina spuma. <\/em><\/p>\n

– Spuma? Ce importanta are cata spuma folosesc atata timp cat masina e curata? (zic eu facand moaca aia de nestiutor)<\/em><\/p>\n

– Fara spuma nu are cum sa fie curata. Cand te speli pe maini sapunul face spuma? Eh, asa e si cu masina, daca nu dai cu spuma pe ea nu iese jegul. <\/em><\/p>\n

Nu mai vreau sa continui o discutie care deja era intr-o directie pe care nu aveam cum sa o redresez, omul stia el ca spuma e buna :P si ii mai pun o intrebare:<\/p>\n

– Auzi vecine, da’ cainele ala n-are nimic ca bea apa d’aia cu spuma? Pare ca-i place…<\/em><\/p>\n

– Ii place cum le-au mai placut la vreo 2 pana acum dar nush ce-i cu ei ca acum au dat coltul (zice vecinul zambindu-mi cu subinteles).<\/em><\/p>\n

No ce sa mai zic, ma pot pune cu fericirea omului. Eu imi vad de ale mele, vecinul spala in continuare iar caini la bloc nu prea am. Acum nu ma mai intreb de ce :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am un vecin care isi spala masina in fata blocului. Pana aici nimic aiurea, din punctul meu de vedere, daca si-ar spala-o fara sampon. Daca si-ar spala-o numa’ cu apa totul ar fi ok dar asa… Uite, cainele asta bea din apa produsa de vecinul gospodar. Apa cu sampon, asa cum am zis. 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