{"id":7095,"date":"2011-06-02T21:59:57","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T18:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/un-caine-facut-poster.html"},"modified":"2011-06-02T21:59:57","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T18:59:57","slug":"un-caine-facut-poster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/un-caine-facut-poster\/","title":{"rendered":"Un caine facut poster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mergeam ca omul normal la magazin sa iau si eu o paine cand vad un caine din cartier care alerga dupa o masina. <em>(Nu avea nimic special cu respectiva masina, cainele alerga in principiu dupa toate masinile pe care le vedea)<\/em>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>Alerga si latra de zici ca masina respectiva ii era cel mai mare dusman. Cand tipul (pentru ca era un tip) a oprit in intersectie sa se asigure, cainele s-a suit cu labele din fata pe portbajalul masinii si latra ca dementul incercand sa sfasaie tabla. <\/p>\n<p>Omul de la volan facea spume, si pe buna dreptate, masina era zgariata destul de vizibil. <\/p>\n<p>Asa de tare s-a enervat tipul ca a dat cu spatele brusc si-a avut si norocul sa calce cainele. L-a calcat, mai mult lovit initial si cainele a inceput sa scheaune. Omul nostru nu s-a lasat. A trecut cu masina peste caine, cu spatele, cu fata, cu spatele, cu fata, iar cu spatele iar cu fata pana l-a facut pe animal una cu asfaltul. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>S-a dat jos, s-a asigurat ca animalul e mort, a deschis portbagajul, si-a luat de acolo niste manusi cu care a aruncat cainele la gunoi. <\/p>\n<p>Si-a dat jos manusile, le-a aruncat in portbagaj, s-a suit frumos la volan si a plecat. In treaba lui. <\/p>\n<p>Acum&#8230; e liniste pe strada. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mergeam ca omul normal la magazin sa iau si eu o paine cand vad un caine din cartier care alerga dupa o masina. 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