{"id":7174,"date":"2011-06-17T15:06:41","date_gmt":"2011-06-17T12:06:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/reproducerea.html"},"modified":"2011-06-17T15:07:17","modified_gmt":"2011-06-17T12:07:17","slug":"reproducerea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/reproducerea\/","title":{"rendered":"Reproducerea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(Compunerea unui b\u0103iat de 9 ani despre reproducere)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cPentru c\u0103 se tot \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 ca oamenii pur \u015fi simplu s\u0103 moar\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 ap\u0103r\u0103 al\u0163ii. Asta este copula\u0163ia.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103 oamenii nu dorm ci lucreaz\u0103 cu inima, penisul \u015fi vaginul din greu. Eu i-am v\u0103zut pe p\u0103rin\u0163ii mei \u00een camera de zi c\u00e2nd copulau. Tata icnea \u00eengrozitor \u015fi mama a urlat, \u00eens\u0103 deocamdat\u0103 nici unul dintre noi n-a murit. \u00cens\u0103 poate c\u0103 doar au exersat fiindc\u0103 bunica e deja destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103. Am observat c\u0103 ei exerseaz\u0103 cam de trei ori pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, cred c\u0103 bunica va muri cur\u00e2nd. \u00cen noptiera mamei am g\u0103sit ni\u015fte p\u0103\u015ftile. Tata o tot \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 \u015fi-a luat deja pilula. Precis e \u015fi ea bolnav\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 nu merge la doctor. \u00cens\u0103 dac\u0103 ei continu\u0103 s\u0103 exerseze a\u015fa de mult, sigur va ap\u0103rea o nou\u0103 fiin\u0163\u0103 pe lume. Eu mi-a\u015f dori un iepura\u015f.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Reproducerea la oameni se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 prin semin\u0163e. Florile \u015fi tufi\u015furile \u015fi pomii trebuie uda\u0163i des \u015fi mama face du\u015f \u00een fiecare zi. Poate atunci cre\u015fte totul mai repede.<\/p>\n<p>Noua fiin\u0163\u0103 cre\u015fte \u00een burt\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 fiindc\u0103 mami e bolnav\u0103, o face de data asta poate tati. I-a crescut deja burta \u00eens\u0103 nu ne-a spus \u00eenc\u0103 nimic.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd noua fiin\u0163\u0103 apare pe lume, trebuie s\u0103 ias\u0103 mai \u00eent\u00e2i prin vagin \u015fi e foarte mic\u0103 \u015fi alb\u0103. Negrii ies cu siguran\u0163\u0103 prin fund.<\/p>\n<p>EDUARD&quot;<\/p>\n<p><em>Furata de la <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/fulgerica.com\/2011\/06\/17\/reproducerea-2\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Fulgerica<\/em><\/a><em> care la randul lui a furat-o de la <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.neuronu.ro\/funny\/reproducere\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Neuronu<\/em><\/a><em> si in acelasi timp primita si pe mail :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>P.S. E vineri azi sa ne mai si distram, nu?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Compunerea unui b\u0103iat de 9 ani despre reproducere) \u201cPentru c\u0103 se tot \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 ca oamenii pur \u015fi simplu s\u0103 moar\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 ap\u0103r\u0103 al\u0163ii. Asta este copula\u0163ia. \u00cens\u0103 oamenii nu dorm ci lucreaz\u0103 cu inima, penisul \u015fi vaginul din greu. Eu i-am v\u0103zut pe p\u0103rin\u0163ii mei \u00een camera de zi c\u00e2nd copulau. 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