{"id":787,"date":"2008-08-15T08:36:29","date_gmt":"2008-08-15T05:36:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/perle.html"},"modified":"2008-08-15T08:36:29","modified_gmt":"2008-08-15T05:36:29","slug":"perle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/perle\/","title":{"rendered":"Perle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le-am primit azi pe mail, daca nu aveti ce face, enjoy :)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Lapusneanu s-a tinut de cuvant cand a zis &#8216; De ma voi scula, pre multi am sa popesc si eu! &#8216; dovada ca azi cel mai      <br \/>intilnit nume este Popescu. <\/li>\n<li>Zoe si Tipatescu se iubeau pe la spate. <\/li>\n<li>Ion Creanga s-a nascut intre anii 1887-1889. <\/li>\n<li>Imparatul avea o gradina si in fund un mar. <\/li>\n<li>Creierul este un organ oarecum indispensabil capului. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Este bine sa mai si citesti, decat sa tai frunza la caini degeaba. <\/li>\n<li>Cristofel Columb a plecat in America unde s-a insurat cu o bastinoasa. <\/li>\n<li>In cunoscuta balada Miorita, sunt descrise cateva intamplari in care sunt implicate doi criminali, o oaie turnatoare, si un cioban ce socheaza prin prostia lui. <\/li>\n<li>Toma Alimos era viteaz pt. ca cu o mana conducea calul, cu o mana isi tinea matele si cu o mana se batea cu Manea. <\/li>\n<li>Inima este impartita in doua atricule si doua testicule. <\/li>\n<li>Capitala SUA este Casa Alba. <\/li>\n<li>Moromete plecase in excursie sa vanda cerealele. <\/li>\n<li>Femeile ramaneau acasa in loc de barbati. <\/li>\n<li>Antarctica este un continent alb din cauza zapezilor care nu se mai topesc odata. <\/li>\n<li>Eminescu este trist pentru ca nu a reusit sa faca nimic in viata lui. <\/li>\n<li>Viata albinelor e primejduita mereu de insecte ca: tantarul, viespea, soarecele si ursii care se urca in fagi unde sunt albinele stranse in colonii si depun miere. <\/li>\n<li>In padurile Amazoniei traieste o jungla fioroasa. <\/li>\n<li>In nuvela La vulturi de Gala Galaction, sunt descrise aventurile unei alpiniste curajoase fugarite de turci, si copii ei. <\/li>\n<li>Dintre cele cinci scrisori trimise de Eminescu, prima este considerata a treia. In Scrisoarea a treia se desfasoara batalia de la Rovinari. <\/li>\n<li>Poemul Miorita circula pe baza orala, adica nu a fost scrisa, din motive tehnice. <\/li>\n<li>Animalele salbatice traiesc in padurea zoologica. <\/li>\n<li>Datorita faptului ca Lapusneanu chinuia pe boieri taindu-le nasul, urechile, mainile, etc, el le-a devenit antipatic acestora <\/li>\n<li>Harap Alb era femeie se imbraca in alb si semana cu Mihaela Radulescu. <\/li>\n<li>La batranete imparatul naste un fecior. <\/li>\n<li>Latina clasica este o limba moarta, care nu se poate vorbi decat in scris. <\/li>\n<li>Vitoria , pe langa calitatea de mama avea si pe cea de tata, calitate care este mult mai dificil de indeplinit. <\/li>\n<li>Podul de la Drobeta Turnu-Severin, a fost construit de Apollodor din Damasc, al carui picior se mai vede si astazi. <\/li>\n<li>Rascoala de la Bobalna a inceput pe un deal si s-a terminat in 1438.      <br \/>Sahara se afla asezata pe un nisip uscat, lipsa apei avand in zona o prezenta statornica. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le-am primit azi pe mail, daca nu aveti ce face, enjoy :) Lapusneanu s-a tinut de cuvant cand a zis &#8216; De ma voi scula, pre multi am sa popesc si eu! &#8216; dovada ca azi cel mai intilnit nume este Popescu. Zoe si Tipatescu se iubeau pe la spate. 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