{"id":7953,"date":"2011-10-07T02:24:20","date_gmt":"2011-10-06T23:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/boschetarii-sunt-acolo-din-cauza-voastra-milosilor.html"},"modified":"2011-10-07T10:53:56","modified_gmt":"2011-10-07T07:53:56","slug":"boschetarii-sunt-acolo-din-cauza-voastra-milosilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/boschetarii-sunt-acolo-din-cauza-voastra-milosilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Boschetarii sunt acolo din cauza voastra, milosilor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Cand-scapam-de-astia_1E3E\/boschetar-la-semafor.jpg\" data-lbwps-width=\"1000\" data-lbwps-height=\"673\" data-lbwps-srcsmall=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Cand-scapam-de-astia_1E3E\/boschetar-la-semafor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; margin: 0px 10px 0px 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; float: left; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"boschetar-la-semafor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Cand-scapam-de-astia_1E3E\/boschetar-la-semafor_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"boschetar-la-semafor\" width=\"335\" height=\"225\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ii vad in fiecare zi la semafor si deja le cunosc apucaturile. Te ataca miseleste, in general vine din lateral ca sa nu-i vezi decat dupa ce-ti arunca apa pe parbriz si atunci nu prea mai ai ce face. Ori il lasi sa isi faca treaba ori dai drumul la stergatoare.<\/p>\n<p>Te mai ataca din spate, tot asa, in speranta ca nu-l vezi.<\/p>\n<p>Unii sunt foarte insistenti, nu vor sa plece de langa masina de nici o culoare. Ii claxonezi, tipi la ei si tot degeaba. O metoda de a scapa de ei e sa ii lovesti cu masina. Dai in fata sau in spate juma&#8217; de metru. Fug ca din pusca.<\/p>\n<p>Cel mai mult ataca femeile si de langa masinile lor chiar nu pleaca. Spoiesc geamurile de zici ca nu au apa in sticlele alea. Tinzi sa crezi ca au ulei. Femeile sunt victime sigure pentru ca ele rar se dau jos sa-i bata, rar se iau in gura cu ei&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cand oare o sa scapam de ei?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Atunci cand nimeni nu le va mai da bani or sa plece.<\/strong> Nu or sa spele geamuri de fantezie, dar Romanul e milos si le da. Un leu, doi&#8230; si in felul asta nu o sa scapam niciodata de ei.<\/p>\n<p>Prosti nu sunt ei ca cer, prosti sunteti voi cei care le dati. Din cauza voastra sunt ei acolo, ca altfel n-ar sta&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Va multumesc milosilor, faceti ca tara asta sa fie asa frumoasa&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ii vad in fiecare zi la semafor si deja le cunosc apucaturile. Te ataca miseleste, in general vine din lateral ca sa nu-i vezi decat dupa ce-ti arunca apa pe parbriz si atunci nu prea mai ai ce face. Ori il lasi sa isi faca treaba ori dai drumul la stergatoare. 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