{"id":95,"date":"2007-05-31T21:58:57","date_gmt":"2007-05-31T18:58:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/sa-mai-si-radem.html"},"modified":"2007-05-31T22:07:17","modified_gmt":"2007-05-31T19:07:17","slug":"sa-mai-si-radem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/sa-mai-si-radem\/","title":{"rendered":"Sa mai si radem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pornesc calculatorul, ma uit pe messenger&#8230; nimeni apropiat. Deschid mailul si ca de obicei\u00c2\u00a0o mutime de mailuri de la <em>Adrian, prietenul meu imaginar<\/em>. Un banc (destul de lung) care mie mi-a adus zambetul pe buze. Enjoy:<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 11px; font-family: Verdana\">Regina Elisabeta a II-a, George W. Bush si Traian Basescu mor si ajung in Iad. La un moment dat, Elisabeta:<br \/>\n&#8211; Mi-e dor de Anglia ! Vreau sa sun in Anglia sa vad ce face toata lumea acolo.\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nSuna regina, vorbeste cam 5 minute si apoi il intreaba pe Diavol:<br \/>\n-Cat iti datorez pentru convorbirea asta?\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n-5 milioane $.<br \/>\nScoate regina un cec de 5 milioane $ si se duce la locul ei&#8230; Dupa cateva momente, Bush, foarte gelos, tzipa:\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n-E randul meu! Vreau sa sun si eu sa vad ce se intampla in Statele Unite, ce face toata lumea acolo!<br \/>\nSuna Bush, vorbeste cam 10 minute, dupa care catre Diavol:<br \/>\n-Cat iti datorez pentru convorbirea asta?<br \/>\n-10 milioane $.<br \/>\nBush, cu o privire taioasa, scoate un cec de 10 milioane de $ si se duce la locul lui&#8230;<br \/>\nVazand acestea, Basescu, si mai gelos, incepe sa tzipe:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n-Vreau sa sun in Romania , sa vad ce face toata lumea acolo! Vreau sa vorbesc cu ministrii, cu deputatii, vreau sa vorbesc cu toata lumea!<br \/>\nSuna Basescu in Romania, sta la telefon vreo 2 ore, vorbeste cu toate neamurile, cu toti prietenii, cu toti deputatii si ministrii&#8230; Dupa ce termina de vorbit, se pregateste sa-i plateasca Diavolului:<br \/>\n-Scuze, am stat cam mult&#8230; Cat iti datorez?<br \/>\n-Un dolar&#8230;<br \/>\n-Poftim?!?!? Doar un amarat de dolar??<br \/>\n-Pai, da&#8230; Ca daca suni dintr-un Iad in alt Iad, e convorbire locala&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pornesc calculatorul, ma uit pe messenger&#8230; nimeni apropiat. Deschid mailul si ca de obicei\u00c2\u00a0o mutime de mailuri de la Adrian, prietenul meu imaginar. Un banc (destul de lung) care mie mi-a adus zambetul pe buze. Enjoy: Regina Elisabeta a II-a, George W. Bush si Traian Basescu mor si ajung in Iad. 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